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Nothing has been posted in here for ALMOST 2 YEARS! Tragedy! But I have a paper due and my head is full of, well not plotbunnies, more like scenehamsters, that just won't shut up even AFTER I write something, so I hope that maybe I can shut them up for a moment by putting this on the eljaysinterwebtubes.

EVEN THOUGH NOBODY SHOULD READ THIS EVER NO YOU THINK I'M JOKING BUT I'M TOTALLY SRSBSNS DONT READ IT

Hokay, so, this is like, later in the story, where I haven't even gotten to this part yet but felt like writing some pr0n, which is funny because the stuff leading up to it fell into A HUGE PLOTHOLE after I played Crisis Core, so I can't even figure out how these two characters are going to meet now.

Anyway, Nymph ended up being captured by Shinra (the evil conglomerate) under suspicion of terrorist activity (being in the wrong place at the wrong time), while in the meantime she is running from the mad scientist Hojo. The company vice president Rufus, a young rather pretty man (may get some piccies later?) was interrogating her by being nice, only for me to discover that there was huge amounts of sexual tension even though I was going to have him be TEH SUPERGHEY, so apparently he's flaming bi. Oh well, that's Marysue's magical powurz for you. You don't see him a whole lot in the story so he ended up turning into this cleanliness-obsessed control freak who SEECRITLY just likes to be dominated. Is that stereotypical? Oh, and she's liek TOTALLY CHEATING on Sephiroth, who she thinks is God. (…or at least a sex god but that was obvious)

And making love became the waging of warCollapse )

Okay actually I am completely embarrassed about this now, so I hope the fucking (literally, I think they are reproducing) scenehamsters are satisfied.
Feeling:
bouncy ridiculous
Sound:
Garbage :: Til the Day I Die
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Title: Erya’s Hope
Author: Nienna Weeper
Pairing: Erestor/Erya (fictional female elf)
Rating: NC-17, FPH
Disclaimer: I make no money, mean no harm, must never claim these characters as my own…though I would like to…blah, blah…
Warnings: Het, a bit of angst
Betas: athos_silvanus, fawsley, neldluva
Feedback: Absolutely
Summary: Erya falls in love and Erestor has a moment of self revelation.
AN: This is NOT a Mary-Sue. REALLY. I mean it. *wibbles* 


Feeling:
cold cold
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I thought it was about time I posted this. I mean, I don't know what the hell else to do with it, and I'm certainly not going to put it in my OWN lj. OOH. And it's a 2 parter badfic!!! Go me! 


Wanna read part 2?  BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Feeling:
nerdy nerdy
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Like Apples

Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean


I make no apologies.
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Feeling:
bitchy life SUKS
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I'll try to make the formatting easier to read this time.

Unfortunately I can never write short stories. Somehow everything I write is novel-length. This is annoying, since it takes about 5 years to finish anything. If I do. The Utena fic was the only fic I finished in the past 6 or so years and I don't like the ending—now I'm trying to rewrite it! WTF dude it's like some kinda curse.

Whatever. Here's Kitakaze installment 2. (I could say chapters, but these are smaller pieces than where I have the chapters divided in the story, so there.)

I'm SO dorky, I'ma use song quotes in all the cut tags! Beat that!

Angels, they fell first, but I'm still hereCollapse )
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Feeling:
lazy lazy
Sound:
Nightwish : End Of All Hope
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Hell, I'll just post the whole thing!

I can't think why anyone would want to read this, though.

Code named Kitakaze (North Wind) until I think of a title, which will be much, much later, probably toward the end. If I ever finish it, which I doubt, since I have no idea where it's supposed to end up. I also posted it on ff.net, where I called it "Jenova's Legacy," which is just plain embarrassing.

Concrit welcome. I actually think it's easier to concrit somebody's writing if you don't know the fandom, because then you can see the writing for what it is rather than being obsessed with the characters. Anyway, concrit regarding characterization in a Sue story is a totally moot point, since as we all know, one of the many magical powers of Mary Sue is to warp all the characters around her, the same way any anime character warps the very laws of physics.

Anyway, here's the sequel to my Utena fic, Yumi's sojourn into Final Fantasy VII and later Kingdom Hearts. Installment 1.

'Do you suffer from long-term memory loss?' 'I can't remember'Collapse )
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Feeling:
devious
Sound:
Chumbawamba : Amnesia
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Belief

Fandom: The Brothers Grimm (written, again, directly after seeing the movie)

Jakob/Wilhelm

The movie was effed up, and so's this story.

I make no apologies.
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I shall post one of the 2 or 3 poems I have ever done and liked afterward.

I cheated though, because it was done using Magnetic Poetry (on a friend's dinky fridge froshie year).

Which is why it's called

Magnetic ImageCollapse )

Pretty bad. Guess which fic I had started recently.

Feeling:
mischievous mischievous
Sound:
Final Fantasy XII
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Two Poor Men Whom Fate Forsook

Fandom: Greystoke (A Tarzan movie from like the 80s or something)
Dude, this movie, if you haven't seen it, is totally whacked out and when I saw it I was sick, and when it was over I wrote this story.

I make no apologies.
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Oh My God.  This is one of those 'I can't believe I wrote that...' stories.

Fandom: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

written after seeing the movie.

Yes, I see a therapist.
No, I don't live near you.


I make no apologies.
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